Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

[timyone]

man ill have to post my bunji pics and being chased by a bull story, im too lazy at the moment though.

[timyone]

Motorcylists to park for free in Sydney
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Motorcyclists and scooter riders can park in Sydney's CBD and inner-city suburbs for free from today, in a 12-month trial designed to encourage locals to leave their car at home.

Sydney Lord Mayor Clover Moore says the trial, decided at a City of Sydney Council meeting last night, exempts motorcycle and scooter riders from payment, but they must still park in designated areas and comply with existing time restrictions.

"More and more motorists are feeling the pinch of rising petrol prices and are switching to motorbikes and scooters which can use far less fuel and reduce congestion by taking up less space on roads," Ms Moore said in a statement.

"The Motorcycle and Scooter Strategy supports our commitment to sustainable transport options and the shift away from large, polluting vehicles to smaller vehicles to complement walking, cycling and public transport."

During the trial, motorcyclists and scooter riders will no longer need to buy or display a ticket in parking meter zones within the City of Sydney local government area, which includes the CBD, Pyrmont, Redfern, Ultimo, Darlinghurst, Paddington and Kings Cross.

They will also be able to park in the Goulburn Street parking station for only $6 a day, where rail and gear lockers will be introduced.

The new parking arrangements complement the city's existing 600 free, untimed motorcycle parking spots.

An additional 100 untimed parking spots for motorcyclists are currently being created in the north of the CBD.



http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/mot ... 82092.html
AAP

[timyone]

A Brazilian woman was killed by her husband's coffin on the way to the cemetery to bury him, police said.

Marciana Silva Barcelos, 67, was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the coffin slammed into her neck during a traffic accident.

She died instantly.

Her husband Josi Silveira Coimbra, 76, died of a heart attack while dancing at a party on Sunday.

The events took place in the southern Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul.

AP


http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/wo ... d=smh:top5

[timyone]

[timyone]

on the right..

his clothes say wyong shire, so is it not crafty?

[christian]

Sure does look like him.

[mikesbytes]

[timyone]

lol!
what did you post that pic for?
impress the girls?

[timyone]

man i post alot, im on 800 posts, your on 2000?!!

[mikesbytes]

lol!
what did you post that pic for?
impress the girls?

Can't make my mind up if I'm a Ninga or a tennis player

[timyone]

Man i found a site that reckons it has all the info on cycling.
It has lional listed as a bike champ
http://www.bikecult.com/bikecultbook/sp ... mpics.html

but it hasnt got tempe as a veledrome, only dunc.

http://www.bikecult.com/bikecultbook/sp ... romes.html

and it doesnt have dhbc in its list of groups etc?!

[timyone]

Heres a flash back, the page for the info about the 06 sydney 1000. Karlee mcculloch was in it! check out some of the other names and their marks (sorry maybe only interesting to the track people!


Canterbury Velodrome, Australia, October 29, 2006
2005 Results Results

Sydney Thousand Big Success
McEwen sits behind Justin Tomlinson
Photo ©: John Veage
The recently restored Canterbury Velodrome at Tempe hosted the staging of the historic Sydney Thousand last Sunday and came through with flying colours. The cream of Australia's best cyclists including dual Olympic and Commonwealth Games champion Ryan Bayley and three-time Tour de France sprint champion Robbie McEwen contested races on the day, along with Malayasian champions Josiah Ng and Rizal Tesin and the Danish national team. The event thrilled the largest crowd to the attend the Tempe Velodrome since the late eighties.

The feature event, the Sydney Thousand handicap event, was staged for the first time 103 years ago on the hallowed grounds of the Sydney Cricket Ground. This year's edition was won by 2005 national keirin champion Joel Leonard, who powered home over the top of Ryan Bayley in the finishing straight. Bayley looked a certain winner 200 metres from the finish, but his earlier effort in the heat took its toll, and Leonard (who started from the 20 metre mark) proved too strong in the home straight. It was the second successive win by a Victorian following Leigh Howard’s win off the 70 metre mark last year.

Steve Fitzpatrick (55 metres) took out the third placing just ahead of Justin Tomlinson of Southern Highlands (130m) with Joel Stewart of the ACT and Gavin Bates of St. George (both of 85m) also in contention.

Bayley turned the tables in the international Keirin when he sped away with one lap remaining of the 333 metre track, and won by 8 lengths from Jason Niblett. Niblett managed to hold off Mark French to claim second, and Kial Stewart was next best in fourth.

Robbie McEwen displayed some excellent track form winning the points race ahead of the in-form Stephen Rossendel and Jens-Erik Madsnm, and then went on to finish second in the Aces scratch race. McEwen was beaten in the final few metres by Adrian Hanson of Coburg, with Rossendal once again picking up a place in third.

Kaarle McCulloch, bronze medal winner in the Junior worlds
Photo ©: John Veage
Bankstown's Rochelle Gilmore topped the winners list for Women by taking out the women's keirin and wheelrace, but was defeated 2-0 by Kaarle McCulloch in their match race. McCulloch, who raced exceptionally well on the day, was pipped in the wheelrace on the line by Gilmore, but raced impressively in all of her events. Kate Bates, the dual Commonwealth Games champion, posted a historic win over world masters champion Keith Oliver in the battle of the sexes. Bates also won the Women’s scratch race.

The day also featured a Stars of the Future race, won by Michael Docker of Lidcombe ahead of his team mate Brendan Cole. Travis Smedley from Central Coast was third.

All riders praised the surface of the Canterbury track. The Danish world cup champions claimed a significant win in the 2000 metre teams pursuit challenge, and after the race, Dane Michael Christensen said that the facility was "world class". The Sydney Thousand came off without incident, and the promoters are planning to stage another world class event featuring cyclists and athletes in February.


Photography
For a thumbnail gallery of these images, click here

Images by John Veage

Kaarle McCulloch, bronze medal winner in the Junior worlds on her way to a straight 2-0 win over World Cup star Rochelle Gilmore
McEwen sits behind Justin Tomlinson in the points race
Kate Bates claimed victory over World Masters Champion Keith Oliver in a sprint race named the Battle of the Sexes
Ryan Bayley making his move with one lap to go to win the Keirin
Joel Leonard passes Ryan Bayley to win the Sydney Thousand

Results
Sydney Thousand Wheelrace Heats - 6 Laps
Heat 1

1 Ryan Bayley (WA) Scratch
2 Joel Stewart (ACT) 85m
3 J. L. Rathnone (Penrith Panthers CC) 80m
4 Michael Lewis (Hunter Dist. CC) 95m
5 Anthony Bennett (Lidcombe Auburn CC) 130m
6 James Schneider (Bicisport CC) 120m
7 Michael Mellish (Bicisport CC) 150m

Heat 2

1 Josh Ng (Malaysia) 15m
2 Angus Morton (Port Macquarie CC) 90m
3 Joel Leonard (Vic) 20m
4 Steve Fitzpatrick (St George CC) 55m
5 Gavin Bates (St George CC) 85m
6 Mark Prutton (N.Z.) 125m
7 Justin Tomlinson (Southern Highlands CC) 130m

Heat 3

1 Rizal Jesin (Malaysia) 45m
2 Dale Scarfe (Central Coast CC) 130m
3 Adrian Hanson (Coburg CC) 85m
4 Mark French (Vic) 30m
5 Tyler McLachlan (Southern Cross CC) 90m
6 David Browne (Bicisport CC) 125m
7 Luis Trueba (Macarthur CC) 100m

Women's Wheelrace - 5 laps

1 Rochelle Gilmore (Bankstown Sports CC) 15m
2 Kaarle McCulloch (St George CC) 30m
3 Elizabeth Georgouras (Bicisport CC) 25m
4 Amanda Spratt (Penrith Panthers CC) 40m

Tandem Challenge - 6 Laps

1 Sean Hopkins (NSW)
Ben Demery (NSW)
2 Steven Storer (QLD)
Bryce Lindores (QLD)
3 Ben Macfie (QLD)
Ben Holmes (QLD)

Sydney Thousand Final 6 Laps

1 Joel Leonard (Vic) 20m
2 Ryan Bayley (WA) Scratch
3 Steve Fitzpatrick (St George CC) 55m
4 Justin Tomlinson (Southern Highlands CC) 130m
5 Joel Stewart (ACT) 85m
6 Gavin Bates (St George CC) 85m

Sprint Match Race Round 1

1 Kaarle Mcculloch (St George CC)
2 Rochelle Gilmore (Bankstown Sports CC)

Aces Keirin

1 Ben Simmonelli (Qld)
2 Steve Fitzpatrick (St George CC)
3 Tyler McLachlan (Southern Cross CC)
4 Casper Jorgenson (Denmark)
5 Stephen Rossendel (Tas.)
6 Richard England (Vic.)

Sprint Match Race Round 2

1 Kaarle McCulloch (St George CC)
2 Rochelle Gilmore (Bankstown Sports CC)

Battle of the Sexes - 3 Laps

1 Kate Bates (Parramatta CC)
2 Keith Oliver (Parramatta CC)

Mens' Keirin - 6 Laps

1 Ryan Bayley (WA)
2 Jason Niblett (Vic.)
3 Mark French (Vic.)
4 Kial Stewart (ACT)
5 Joel Leonard (Vic.)
6 Rizal Jesin (Malaysia)

Masters Scratch Race - 12 Laps

1 Peter Barnard (Bicisports CC)
2 Keith Oliver (Parramatta CC)
3 Gavin White (Marconi CC)
4 Mitchell Stock (Penrith Panthers CC)
5 Martin Millwood (Randwick Botany CC)

Womens Keirin - 6 Laps

1 Rochelle Gilmore (Bankstown Sports CC)
2 Elizabeth Georgouras (Bicisport CC)
3 Kaarle Mcculloch (St George CC)
4 Amanda Spratt (Penrith Panthers CC)
5 Skye-Lee Armstrong (Parramatta CC)

2000 Metre Teams International Challlenge

1 Denmark
2 Australia

Stars of the Future - 5 Laps

1 Michael Docker (Lidcombe Auburn CC)
2 Brendan Cole (Lidcombe Auburn CC)
3 Travis Smedley (Central Coast CC)
4 Max Pearse (Wagga Wagga CC)
5 Lara Batkin (St George CC)
6 Nathan Bradshaw (St George CC)

International Points Race

1 Robbie McEwen (Qld)
2 Stephen Rossendel (Tas)
3 Jens-Erik Madsenm (Denmark)
4 J.L. Rathbone (Penrith Panthers)
5 Daniel Kreutzfeld (Denmark)
5 Michael Lewis (Hunter Dist. CC)
7 Gavin Bates (St George CC)
7 Richard England (Vic.)

Womens Scratch Race 12 Laps

1 Kate Bates (Parramatta CC)
2 Rochelle Gilmore (Bankstown Sports CC)
3 Kaarle McCulloch (St George CC)
4 Amanda Spratt (Penrith Panthers CC)
5 Sally Cowman (Qld)
6 Natasha Pearse (Wagga Wagga CC)
7 Chloe Hosking (ACT)
8 Hannah Bush (Vic.)

U19 Scratch Race - 12 Laps

1 Luke Davison (Randwick Botany CC)
2 Dale Scarfe (Central Coast CC)
3 Paul Fellows (Wagga Wagga CC)
4 Dirk Roshier (Wagga Wagga CC)
5 Lawrence Van Schie (Central Coast CC)

A Reserve Scratch Race - 16 Laps

1 Michael Lewis (Hunter Dist. CC)
2 Michael Mellish (Bicisport CC)
3 Justin Tomlinson (Southern Highlands CC)
4 Andrew Herrmenn (Lidcombe Auburn CC)
5 Luis Trueba (Macarthur CC)
6 David Browne (Bicisport CC)

Aces Scratch Race - 16 Laps

1 Adrian Hanson (Coburg CC)
2 Robbie McEwen (Qld)
3 Stephen Rossendal (Tas)
4 Kial Stewart (ACT)



http://www.cyclingnews.com/track.php?id ... thousand06

[mikesbytes]

Time for a bit of yoga while I'm waiting at the servo

[timyone]

far out! nice!!!

[mikesbytes]

Merry Christmas

[timyone]

man isnt that dangerous?
And dont you think you have underdone the actual you bit? raindeer horns or a red nose or hat would be a nice touch.

[mikesbytes]

man isnt that dangerous?
And dont you think you have underdone the actual you bit? raindeer horns or a red nose or hat would be a nice touch.

It molted a bit on the ride into town. Yeh, should of had a santa suit or something

[T-Bone]

It molted a bit on the ride into town. Yeh, should of had a santa suit or something

There's always photoshop!

[mikesbytes]

Well the mad mile destroyed what tinsel was left, so you'll all be pleased to know that its been removed.

Now what shall I do next Christmas..... I know I'll get cardboard Santa's and make a disk wheel out of them.

[timyone]

what shall you do for easter
eggs?
valentines day?
hearts?

[mikesbytes]

Bunny rabbit shoe covers

[mikesbytes]

A couple more Christmas pictures

Christmas eve at Canterbury (Tempe) Velodrome



And Christmas day, complete with Chrissie presents

[mikesbytes]

Perhaps stack hats ain't that bad after all.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/CYCLOPS-BRAND-CY ... 0308273954

[timyone]

so theres only one hole?
hotter?

[mikesbytes]

Hey Tim, thought you'd appreciate this one

[timyone]

lol ive heard gold jokes like this

[mikesbytes]

I need one of these badly, despite not knowing of their existence a couple of hours ago.

http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/cliff-k ... -rides-you

[timyone]

http://www.mplsbikelove.com/forum/

[mikesbytes]

Anyone going to the US? I've found a redneck and jive translator

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

[Stuart]

This really puts my hate of winter riding into new perspective - that's snow on her bike!

[Stuart]

And I couldn't resist posting this one! Interesting the stuff you find while scanning slides and killing time.

[timyone]

hey we have a major sponcor!
if i ever do some investing ill use them

[timyone]

http://www.glennon.com.au/

[mikesbytes]

Next time someone tells you bike riding is dangerous, get them to watch this video

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id= ... com&show_t

[timyone]

Next time someone tells you bike riding is dangerous, get them to watch this video

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id= ... com&show_t

man thats crazy as!
probably too expensive to try though hey.

[geoff m]

Ok, this is a great story about the Nigerian scammer who got scammed himself.

One word of warning. You will need 30 mins to read the email trails, which tell this funny story. And once you start, you will not stop until you get to the end.

Very funny


http://www.419eater.com/html/okorie.htm

[Toff]

A year or two ago I remember reading this one. It was at the time the funniest thing I'd come across!

[timyone]

Any one after a bmx?
Check out this add on ebay its the funniest!
(Its been sold all ready)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/BMX-Bike-Bicycle ... ItemQQptZA

[Camilla]

That's hilarious Timyone!

I'm still really sick, and really sick of it. All the strength I got in Tassie has just gone straight out the window.

[mikesbytes]

YouTube - Turtle Luv (NSFW)

[mikesbytes]

Stuart will appreciate this one

[mikesbytes]

[Stuart]

Stuart will appreciate this one

That's a beautiful Paul Smart replica - and I can now afford to pay someone else to do the mechanics, unlike back in the 80's and 90's !

[mikesbytes]

Suppose to be from http://www.canedo.es/index.html but they ain't there

[timyone]

is that an airo helmet?

[Toff]

is that an airo helmet?

I think it's for people who, either through misfortune or carelessness, have lost one or both of their ears.

It wouldn't work as a helmet, for 2 reasons:
1) After dark, you either have to take it off, or wear it backwards.
2) If you hit anything hard, your head gets sliced into pieces like a hard-boiled egg.

[mikesbytes]

How many cyclists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but first they have to create "which light bulb" thread, then after a serious amount of discussion, you wait for the $AUD to go up and then you put in your mail order, only to receive the wrong light bulb which you return and then you receive the correct light bulb, but by this time you've gone past the LLS (Local Lighting Shop) and your frothing at the mouth over the lastest light fitting, so you don't bother to change the bulb, but go for a lighting upgrade instead....except the LLS is out of stock and there's a 9 month back order at the factory. That will teach you to want Italian light fittings.

[Toff]

You should try to locate the retro light fittings from the eighties. Beautiful chrome, not like the stuff they produce nowadays. Very hard to get, and very expensive when you do find it.

[timyone]

You should try to locate the retro light fittings from the eighties. Beautiful chrome, not like the stuff they produce nowadays. Very hard to get, and very expensive when you do find it.

LOL!!
fitting of you toff!
Wouldnt be surprised if you had 5 of them!

[mikesbytes]

We should of picked up that roo this morning

[Terry]

Luckily the road kill this morning didn't cross my mind when i cooked a kangaro roast for dinner.

I turned out to be very tasty

[timyone]

happy birthday mikesbytes!!!

[mikesbytes]

Thanks

When I was a kid, we use to sing....

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
I saw a monkey at the zoo-o-o
and it looked exactly like you
Hip Hip Horay

[timyone]

oh ok, i dunno if this is a more modern version, or australian, but we sang you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.

[mikesbytes]

Should I get some pink tyres?

http://velogear.com.au/products/Gran_Co ... 83-28.html

[timyone]

yes you should, i dont know how youve survived with out them all ready.

Ok today i passed the 500km for the week in training, i just wanted that recorded i probably did 510 or 20 or so, maybe more
from what i can work out, we should be doing at least 400 as track cyclists, 800 for roadies.

[T-Bone]

I'm really considering some of those tyres (not pink, white most likely, small chance for green), even though they cost more than i usually pay, i'm sure i'll find something in the future perfect for these.

[mikesbytes]

No wonder DHBC men are so popular with the ladies

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... exual.html

[mikesbytes]

No wonder DHBC men are so popular with the ladies

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... exual.html

I've got 2 out of 3 right, just need to upgrade the electronics

• MINIMALISM: Nothing in the place but a TV, a bed, a fridge and a pile of clothes on the floor.
• MODERNISM: Same as minimalism, only with better TV, more gadgets (serious hi-fi, PC, video games, etc), and a large selection of power-tools.
• SHABBY CHIC: In which random styles of furniture, all bought second-hand, are combined to give an eclectic, cluttered charm - or a pigsty, in other words.

[timyone]

sleep, work, ride.
And im getting slower on the track?!
But seriously i love it!

[mikesbytes]

Not sure what this is about

[timyone]

lol!!
Man i saw a guy in centenial the other day with a back wheel like that front wheel on his back wheel, he reckoned he breaks them with too much power (i actually saw him earlier that morning heading to larpar, and he was going off at the lights and hammered his group , so i can beleive the power.

[timyone]

any one reckon they could keep up with this cop on their push bike, let alone this massive motor bike?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99KKx7cB-Ok

[timyone]

there were 8 people on line for a second there!

[mikesbytes]

there were 8 people on line for a second there!

??????

[timyone]

on the main page it says how many people are online on this forum

[Toff]

Should I get some pink tyres?

http://velogear.com.au/products/Gran_Co ... 83-28.html

On the subject of those tyres: a couple of observations...

1) I've spoken to a couple of LBSs in Sydney and they sell the tyres for $60 when NOT on special. E.g. I rang Hillbrick bikes and they said they could do a "special order" of purple tyres, and it would still only cost $60 per tyre.

2) Just before the Easter Sunday fixie ride, I spoke to some messenger types about whether they were any good. Everyone said that they were cr@p tyres. Not just for skid stops, but for general road use too. Was told to avoid them.

3) If you want pink tyres, get the limited edition Schwalbe Stelvio and support breast cancer. You can get 'em cheap at Peter Bundy Cycles. Good colour range in the Ultremo 'R' range too.

[Rainbow]

3) If you want pink tyres, get the limited edition Schwalbe Stelvio and support breast cancer. You can get 'em cheap at Peter Bundy Cycles. Good colour range in the Ultremo 'R' range too.

Why did you not tell me about these earlier?!?! OMG, even my commuter bike would look fab with PINK TYRES!!!

[mikesbytes]

Apparently its ridden around perth

http://bicycles.net.au/forums/viewtopic ... 31fbae5599

[weiyun]

It's an anti-theft device! How many bike thieves are skilled enough to ride one of those away?

[jimmy]

Ask Lindsay about that Penny and the Penguin, he has a good story.



James

[mikesbytes]

Made Roo meat loaf for dinner... proof that some retrosexuals can actually cook.

Click for biggie

[T-Bone]

Mmmmm Roo meat loaf!! I'll have to give that a try.

Interesting salad there.

[timyone]

man im reading a thread about a motor bike guy that used the wrong nos in his petrol tank, and yeah. But some one was commenting about another funny thread they had read.

It ranks right up there with that that thread on the bodybuilding forums about the guy who was trying to inject himself with steroids. He read that guys inject themselves in the ass, but he was concerned about how guys could deal with the excruciating pain of it.

.......turned out he was injecting into his rectum, not asscheek. I gotta see if I can find it.

[mikesbytes]

man im reading a thread about a motor bike guy that used the wrong nos in his petrol tank

This one

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

I read it too. Real or fake ?

[timyone]

ummm no idea, but why isnt he correcting it, the first dumb thing was just the amount he put in. I have bought a bottle of stuff that looked like that before, but it was a ahrd bottle, im wondering if he bought the stuff, and it wasnt the drink, but then let the thread roll for the attention.

[mikesbytes]

This is one Tandem that I won't be following

[shrubb face]

Hmm brave or stupid with that much weight and those wheels...

[Simon Llewellyn]

Hmm brave or stupid with that much weight and those wheels...

Takes me back to that incident where whe nearly ripped a chainring off Lindsay's Tandem doing a start. What do you think would go first on that one???

[timyone]

lol at the 250 mike thing!

Nice wheels!!

[timyone]

the Ferris Bueller house is for sale!! (the one that had the old car in it with all the big glass windows.

http://www.watoday.com.au/entertainment ... -bort.html

[jimmy]

Not the best picture...



This isn't PhotoShoped. I had to look a couple of times to confirm what I was seeing. Next time you are in the supermarket, pick up a bag of Mainland Cheese and confirm for yourself.

James

[weiyun]

This isn't PhotoShoped. I had to look a couple of times to confirm what I was seeing. Next time you are in the supermarket, pick up a bag of Mainland Cheese and confirm for yourself.

... What you were hearing, you meant?

[mikesbytes]

[T-Bone]

hmm, ozcan is my dad's website. I'll get him to investigate it!

[timyone]

I have a phone that can go on the internet! Unlimited download et
c and a little keyboard thingetc!

[mikesbytes]

Tim, your becoming a computer nerd

[timyone]

actuially not really. Once you realise how clueless i am with all things technical, you will understand this

[Toff]

Gotta get a pair of these killer shorts.

[timyone]

Group buy!

[Terry]

Go on.......I dare you!!!!!!!!

[Rainbow]

There is a reason why they are ON SPECIAL! Ewwww. There will be no need to ask the age old question: "Does my bum look big in this?"

[timyone]

id wear them. what size though?

[Stretch]

[quote="mikesbytes"]quote]

Mr. Jonathan Fowler has entered room.
Umesh has entered room.
Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:13:42 UTC+1000 2009)>You are being transferred to Umesh.

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:13:45 UTC+1000 2009)>Welcome to NortonLive Spyware & Virus Removal Service.
Is this the first time you are contacting us?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:13:57 UTC+1000 2009)>yes

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:14:13 UTC+1000 2009)>Please provide me your alternate phone number or mobile number.

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:14:27 UTC+1000 2009)>xxxxxxx

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:15:03 UTC+1000 2009)>Are you chatting with me from the computer, which is facing this particular issue?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:15:34 UTC+1000 2009)>yes.

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:16:07 UTC+1000 2009)>Please confirm your email address is jfowler@xxxxxx and direct phone number is
xxxxxxx Is that correct?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:16:43 UTC+1000 2009)>Yes,My website pages have become infected and I manually download (FTP) but N360 did
not detect

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:17:03 UTC+1000 2009)>May I know which country you are connected from?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:17:14 UTC+1000 2009)>Australia

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:17:35 UTC+1000 2009)>Is your computer on a network or it is a stand alone PC?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:18:18 UTC+1000 2009)>small network (home)

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:18:19 UTC+1000 2009)>small network (home)

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:18:30 UTC+1000 2009)>Your Priority ID is xxxxxxxx . Please note down your Priority ID. If you need to contact us in the future about this issue, you can provide your Priority ID to the chat agent or enter it if you call. This will expedite our handling of
your case.

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:18:34 UTC+1000 2009)>How many computers are connected to the network

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:19:17 UTC+1000 2009)>3

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:19:25 UTC+1000 2009)>only this one is on

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:20:44 UTC+1000 2009)>As I understand from your issue description, your computer has been infected with Troj/JSRediR
virus. Am I correct?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:22:19 UTC+1000 2009)>No. My website (remotely hosted) has the infection. When infected files are FTP'd to
this computer, the virus is not detected by Norton.

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:22:36 UTC+1000 2009)>But Sophos detects it

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:24:28 UTC+1000 2009)>How do you come to know that your website is infected with this virus

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:26:29 UTC+1000 2009)>Firstly my work network PC which runs Sophos warned of the problem. Then other friends
using Chrome detected it. Its easy to see the JS script which has been inserted at the start of php or html files

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:28:02 UTC+1000 2009)>May I place you on hold for 2 minutes while I research this issue?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:28:38 UTC+1000 2009)>yes

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:28:55 UTC+1000 2009)>Thank you for staying on hold.

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:29:30 UTC+1000 2009)>Jonathan, this support is for removing infections in the computer only, I am sorry. You have to

contact a local technician for removing the infection from your website

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:30:16 UTC+1000 2009)>It does infect the local computer if the web page is viewed.

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:30:58 UTC+1000 2009)>I understood Jonathan

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:31:14 UTC+1000 2009)>I mean you have to contact a local technician, from a near by computer shop

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:31:50 UTC+1000 2009)>I am a qualified Telecommunications Technician. Please research Troj/JSRediR-R and see

what the Sophos site says.

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:32:19 UTC+1000 2009)>I have been using PCs since 1979

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:33:50 UTC+1000 2009)>Why doesn't Norton warn me of the threat?

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:34:39 UTC+1000 2009)>Jonathan, it has happened when you might have created or any mistakes in the website

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:35:07 UTC+1000 2009)>We do not have any relevant information about this. We can resolve issues with virus in computer.

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:35:48 UTC+1000 2009)>Do I have to wait until it infects my PC or can Norton detect the REDIR threat?

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:36:05 UTC+1000 2009)>Jonathan, I understand your concern

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:36:16 UTC+1000 2009)>But we do not have any relevant information about this.

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:36:24 UTC+1000 2009)>This is virus removal support for computer issues

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:37:07 UTC+1000 2009)>So how do I get support for a viral threat which Norton cannot detect?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:37:59 UTC+1000 2009)>DO I use Sophos and uninstall Norton?

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:38:44 UTC+1000 2009)>Jonathan, May I place you on hold for 2 minutes while I research this issue?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:38:54 UTC+1000 2009)>yes

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:40:33 UTC+1000 2009)>Jonathan, Thank you for staying on hold.

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:40:45 UTC+1000 2009)>...

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:40:50 UTC+1000 2009)>You will be getting help you issues related to virus in computer

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:41:09 UTC+1000 2009)>But we do not have a support for issues for removing infection in website

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:42:44 UTC+1000 2009)>All I'm saying is that other software can detect the threat on the website before the
threat is placed on the PC

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:43:05 UTC+1000 2009)>You have to contact a local technician for this issue

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:43:31 UTC+1000 2009)>I am a F#$$^%^%g local technician

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:44:18 UTC+1000 2009)>In that case, you may please contact your ISp

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:46:03 UTC+1000 2009)>I have. They suggested downloading all website files and running the virus detection on them. NORTON does not detect the 2kB trash added to some of the files
Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:44:18 UTC+1000 2009)>In that case, you may please contact your ISp

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:46:03 UTC+1000 2009)>I have. They suggested downloading all website files and running the virus detection on them. NORTON does not detect the 2kB trash added to some of the files

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:47:22 UTC+1000 2009)>Ok

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:47:49 UTC+1000 2009)>But we being the Norton live virus removal support , for removing infection in computer, wont be able to resolve this issue

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:48:12 UTC+1000 2009)>We do not have any relevant information about this

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:48:43 UTC+1000 2009)>I GIVE UP and will move over to Sophos

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:48:39 UTC+1000 2009)>Is there anything else I can help you with?

Mr. Jonathan Fowler(Fri Jun 5 17:48:50 UTC+1000 2009)>bye

Umesh(Fri Jun 5 00:48:55 UTC+1000 2009)>If you need to contact NortonLive Spyware & Virus Removal Service again please visit http://www.symantec.com/vremoval

It has been pleasure assisting you. Thank you for choosing NortonLive. Have a great day.

[mikesbytes]

Sydney Tweed ride. He's Adrian, but didn't find a picture of Toff

[Toff]

I was there. I kept a low profile for most of the day.
Here's some proof.

[timyone]

man i saw a heap of them in centenial park in the arvo!! seriously i need one of those bikes and some clothes?!

[shrubb face]

Adrian looses -2 fashion points for having a gap between his arm warmers and his jersey.

Toff on the other hand gets +10 for simply looking cool.

[timyone]

lol!!! i hadnt checked the toff pic?!!! classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toff]

That one doesn't show the waistcoat.

I ditched the jacket soon after arriving at the start because the bike geometry was wrong for it.

Adrian should have some better pics.