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Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Nov 2011, 07:24

by Lizanne

but you know you totally look like goofey when racing bmx!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 06 Jan 2012, 14:43

by mikesbytes

R2D2 helmet

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 08:47

by rhys

Our club needs a lingerie shop sponsor. The kit possibilities would be....endless. Race lace, anyone?

Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 17:49

by timyone

I'm up for it

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 21:29

by Dougie

no where to tuck your tool in a g-string............

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jan 2012, 21:36

by mikesbytes

Its a bit like superman, undies on the outside

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 Jan 2012, 09:16

by mikesbytes

$1,850 bike shoes

http://rbcsport.com/our-products/m10-tr ... ling-shoes

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 07:13

by Lizanne

... i'm planning on buying these

but for short track

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 27 Jan 2012, 17:52

by Toff

Engrish...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Jan 2012, 19:38

by timyone

hey does any one know why Mike was in hospital? where did he fall, and how is he?

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Jan 2012, 21:17

by Lizanne

"Michael Clement- Knocked out descending lone kauri rd. Cracked skull (front and back).
bruise and bleeding in head (probably stopped). Hip, collar bone,1 rib,
usual grazes. Still in Takapuna hostipal level 8 room L. Wont be on email
(using borrowed one), have phone.."
from his facebook

Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Jan 2012, 21:24

by timyone

Wow!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Jan 2012, 21:33

by shrubb face

Bloody hell. I hope your ok Mike.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 30 Jan 2012, 09:32

by othy

Wow, sorry to hear about this Mike. Hope it all works out ok.

EDIT: Messaged Mike, he said he could be discharged tomorrow, and but it might be two weeks before he can return to Australia.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 30 Jan 2012, 12:02

by marc2131

Great to hear good news!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 30 Jan 2012, 15:28

by weiyun

Spoke with Mike on Sat evening whilst still in hospital and he talked sense. Brain is obviously still function well but I understand the helmet was sacrificed in the process. Very lucky! Take it easy and recover well.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Mar 2012, 20:08

by Toff

Jousting?

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 26 May 2012, 20:45

by timyone

I have posted 422 times in this thread...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 26 May 2012, 20:54

by mikesbytes

Is that including or excluding that post?

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 26 May 2012, 21:39

by mikesbytes

Would I look slimmer in this?

http://www.bingotrans.com/2011-nw-north ... 13913.html

Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 27 May 2012, 00:48

by timyone

Nope it wasn't...

Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 27 May 2012, 00:49

by timyone

No you wouldn't..

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 28 May 2012, 09:54

by Lizanne

timmy
you'r so awesome!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 10 Jun 2012, 12:13

by timyone

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2012/0 ... power.html

amazing photos

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2012, 10:38

by mikesbytes

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2012, 10:47

by timyone

man that is the funniest pic!!!
but yeah, you never know who it is you are swearing at on a bike, or in a car or any thing really! I have seen truckies get out of their trucks when people beep horns at them!!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2012, 10:53

by taybellz

What is the dude doing next to you with his hands? Is he holding imaginary guns?

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2012, 12:40

by Eleri

I don't understand why they are wearing runners. That seems a little wrong to me. Wouldn't jackboots be better?

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2012, 12:46

by Karzie

Hahahaha... thanks EMT. I wasn't going to say anything. Bikies with Nikes!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2012, 13:02

by Dougie

I like Mike's mask the most.......

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jul 2012, 13:58

by Toff

Fabian tweeted this, and I still can't understand how this bloke gets around, although the 30cm crank must help...

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set ... 2464530699

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 12 Jul 2012, 09:39

by mikesbytes

Perfect for my upcoming TT

How about some shoes

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 27 Jul 2012, 21:33

by mikesbytes

One for Tim

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 28 Jul 2012, 08:28

by timyone

Lol! Now that's carrying your cross!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 20 Aug 2012, 15:16

by mikesbytes

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 20 Aug 2012, 18:16

by Karzie

Hahahahaha Good one Mike. I might have to steal that for a Facebook share!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 15:13

by Toff

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 19:31

by Philip

Hysterical. I'll have to steal that one.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Aug 2012, 13:53

by Lizanne

woah! my mind has been blown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fElCHp9wMtk

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Aug 2012, 14:51

by Nozzle

woah! my mind has been blown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fElCHp9wMtk

Wow. That soundtrack was awesome....

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Aug 2012, 18:09

by Eleri

woah! my mind has been blown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fElCHp9wMtk

Lizanne - you could be the woman at the bottom holding it all together! just make sure you get 15 smaller friends. Especially those little ones that get thrown around - really little will be best.

Awesome! And yes Noel, that music was really special.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 07:48

by timyone

lol at the lad carrying his cross Mike!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 09:23

by Lizanne

Eleri, you'r little

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 23:18

by timyone

fail compilation
http://www.videobash.com/video_show/fai ... ion-330621

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 07 Sep 2012, 14:58

by mikesbytes

One for the retro fans

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 09:51

by mikesbytes

Cardboard stronger than CF and only $9

http://www.fastcodesign.com/1670753/thi ... -to-485lbs

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 10:59

by Stuart

TDU 2012

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 11:43

by Lizanne

YES!
that's what she said.

and none of the girls have cycling tans

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 13:49

by shrubb face

Looks rather photoshopped...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 14:22

by patn

really? a little embarrassing for ben...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 16 Oct 2012, 22:24

by Dougie

I just don't get it. Please explain what I am missing......

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 18 Oct 2012, 06:48

by Stuart

It may look photoshopped but there are spare signs in the basket behind .. a little harder to do but not impossible. IMO they're doing a BMC promo ... can't remember where I got this shot from.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 18 Oct 2012, 08:24

by mikesbytes

What about our own version

We love

Dashing
Handsome
Beautiful
Cyclists

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 18 Oct 2012, 17:48

by Philip

with the help of Mike

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 21 Oct 2012, 08:30

by Karzie

That's one for the website!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 28 Oct 2012, 07:22

by othy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Uvdx0IyXo

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 28 Oct 2012, 09:08

by mikesbytes

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Oct 2012, 07:43

by Lizanne

That robot is running double disks!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 02 Nov 2012, 19:58

by mikesbytes

Don't ride bikes in Canberra

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 06 Nov 2012, 19:42

by mikesbytes

20 Reasons to love cycling

http://www.cyclingcartoons.com/wp-conte ... ling-2.gif

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 07 Jan 2013, 20:55

by mikesbytes

It won't take you long to figure out why I've posted this in this thread

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/doublevi ... 1010044787

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 07 Jan 2013, 21:02

by Nozzle

The PVC pipe for the top tube perhaps? Or the many violations of the rules?

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 07 Jan 2013, 22:13

by mikesbytes

Yeh, they have added a PVC pipe duc taped on, to convert the bike from a lady's bike to a mans bike

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 29 Jan 2013, 22:22

by mikesbytes

SRAM goes Gangnam...SRAMgnam Cyclocross Style

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 00:34

by Toff

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 00:38

by Toff

Triathletes... Pffft...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 12:21

by Karzie

OK, now for something that actually is on topic, ie non bike related!

Our own Linda Marr's latin band MUSICA LINDA is playing at Camelot Lounge this Saturday 16th February

Musica Linda loves playing at Camelot.Last year when they played there the audience responded with huge enthusiasm and the dance floor was full the whole night! Don’t miss your chance to hear the Cuban grooves and world music sounds of Musica Linda live in the quirky atmosphere of Camelot Lounge in Marrickville.

19 Marrickville Rd, Marrickville
http://www.camelotlounge.com
Doors open 7.30pm, show starts 9.15pm
Presale tickets $20
$25 at the door
Food available (including yummy pizza) and good bar prices.
All ages welcome (but under 18′s must be accompanied by an adult)
Get there early to secure a table for you and your friends!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 17:51

by timothy_clifford

Rollers and Beyoncé

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 13 Feb 2013, 18:45

by Philip

I can't even ride no hands on the rollers let alone dance while riding no hands. Truth is I can only just ride no hands on the road.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 07:29

by timyone

I still can't dance Ian, or I'd be interested. As to roller dancing, I reckon it's good to learn no hands and do some group YMCA sing alongs on the rollers, great for handling (seriously! I don't do a lot of no handed on the road, but I do a heap on rollers, it's easier!)

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 08:40

by timyone

note: she actually isn't amazingly smooth on the rollers :S

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 08:42

by JoTheBuilder

That. Is. Gold.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 09:02

by Eleri

Someone explain to me why she is wearing a skinsuit in her bedroom.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 14 Feb 2013, 09:27

by timothy_clifford

Someone explain to me why she is wearing a skinsuit in her bedroom.

You have to look your best in front of the camera

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 26 Feb 2013, 20:07

by mikesbytes

Pat and I ended up on the same first aid training course. For the practical I was knocked out and Pat had a broken femur

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 28 Feb 2013, 13:55

by timyone

is that an epi pen sticking out of him...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 28 Feb 2013, 14:06

by JoTheBuilder

I wondered if it was replicating the broken femur sticking out of his leg...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 28 Feb 2013, 17:43

by mikesbytes

Yeh the epi pen was his femur

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 May 2013, 15:12

by mikesbytes

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 15 May 2013, 15:25

by Toff

Yeah. Just what's needed is a Zipp wheel! Forget the flat bar handlebars...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 20 May 2013, 19:56

by mikesbytes

Milk advert http://youtu.be/GFBHCoLn084

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 14:06

by mikesbytes

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 11 Jun 2013, 15:32

by marc2131

Milk advert http://youtu.be/GFBHCoLn084

The guy in the advert looks and acts like a weirdo I encountered at CP last Wednesday morning. Peter B, Alister and I were doing fast paceline practice and this guy kept waiting for us after the Randwick gates and raced us up the slight ascent to the Robertson Rd entry. He'd punch his fist into the air and do a victory yelp as he hit the turn.
Damn cyclists.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 21 Jun 2013, 10:04

by mikesbytes

Now the lady's can enjoy the benefits of riding with sideburns

http://allseasonscyclist.com/2013/06/09 ... -cyclists/

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 22 Jun 2013, 00:50

by anna_g

Project for mum?!?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... =1&theater

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 22 Jun 2013, 09:46

by James Rogers

Already gone viral but worth it...

http://youtu.be/HNdObl46C1M

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 22 Jun 2013, 09:53

by mikesbytes

Project for mum?!?
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... =1&theater

LOL, not UCI compliant but you could ride it to the shops

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 23 Jun 2013, 13:19

by timyone

man Mike I am totally not sure what to say about that pic, I think you need to hire some sort of fashion adviser to advise about what you do or don't put on the net! possibly Shane Warne's daughter!!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 23 Jun 2013, 15:17

by anna_g

No joke..Efficient way to put bike on top of your car..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM9Eh2uQ7Ek

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 23 Jun 2013, 15:35

by Philip

Best to do it on the sponsors car.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 24 Jun 2013, 10:45

by timyone

Wow!

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 25 Jun 2013, 13:41

by marc2131

At least he is not pinching some good-looking person's bottom

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 16 Jul 2013, 22:19

by timyone

The world seems to have forgotten a lot about Sagan, well over in Europe at least, now that he is winning stages and a green jersey

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 26 Jul 2013, 13:36

by anna_g

Clean your bike by spraying water on it?!?!? Is this the right way??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf80DnCgHRQ

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 31 Jul 2013, 14:12

by timyone

thanks for the pro bike cleaning vid! we just need some special brushes, a pressure water pump, and bike stand!

Heres a pretty interesting half hour vid about a lad who was a sniper http://documentaryheaven.com/glory-days-my-life-sniper/

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 27 Aug 2013, 08:03

by mikesbytes

How not to mount your tyres

http://www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comme ... k_can_you/

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 06 Sep 2013, 17:19

by Toff

So today I was driving to work rather early, and I thought I'd wear my photochromatic lenses. They are clear when you're not in the sun. The sun was low in the sky and shining in through the door window. After a while, I saw myself in the rear view mirror: One lens was clear, and the one near the window was almost black! I felt like a pirate this morning... Arrrrrgh...

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 08 Sep 2013, 15:13

by anna_g

What does everyone think of his cornering technique? Daniele Ratto cornering in wet downhill.
http://www.sbs.com.au/cyclingcentral/vi ... s-downhill

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 09 Sep 2013, 11:49

by Karzie

With wet tarmac and plastic cleats there might be some "outrigger" advantage if your groin was strong enough, but it would only save you from a minor miscalculation in my opinion, and leave you open to 'high siding' (not good). It would also have the effect of actually raising your centre of balance.

I wouldn't do it.

Re: Nonbikerelated talking thread. (nsfw)

Posted: 14 Sep 2013, 10:59

by timyone

lol at Chris!!
I have done the foot thing before for the cornering, and kicked my self up again when I slipped out a bit!